Fig. 1 - The Flowing Heather: A largely abandoned type, now only found among older archaeologists. Often accompanied with a pipe, brogue shoes and a six pack of Harp.
Fig. 2 - The Hayden: A streamlined version of fig. 1. Cheek pieces have been removed to cut down on drag. All remaining hair is kept short to diminish the stink of burnt hair on re-entry to the earth's atomosphere.
Fig. 3 - The Minimalist: Very contemporary. The load bearing capacity of the beard has been completely reduced in an ill judged attempt at irony.
Fig 4 - The Full Brazilian: I'm not ashamed to admit I sport one these myself.
fig 1 is surely Nedser!!
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Conor
Terrific. I added a Source: You in the image caption and clicking on it links back to this post.
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