I'm going to be contributing the odd (hopefully monthly) sausage stuffer such as the one below.
Here's the link: Togher: Irish Raised Bog Archaeology
And here's my contribution:
Here's the link: Togher: Irish Raised Bog Archaeology
And here's my contribution:
TRADITIONAL IRISH BOG TRACK RECIPE
Ingredients:
One medium sized tree.
Sphagnum moss (one acre.)
Salt and Pepper.
1. Ask your local timber merchant for a whole organic tree. Chop down, then remove giblets. (Retain giblets, see below.)
2. With a sharp knife cleave a series of radial planks from the trunk. (Don't attempt to do this with wooden wedges, as many experts claim it was done, it doesn't work.)
3. Season planks.
4. Mortice and grill planks until a dark brown hue is achieved. Be sure to tell your Mother you're using her toaster, (don't use your own, it will only make shit of it.)
5. Arrange planks on a bed of fresh sphagnum. Pin in place with tenons (use cocktail sticks if your local hardware provider is out of tenons.) Before serving, if desired, garnish with chariot, block wheeled cart or badly drawn stone-ager in bear skins (as seen in countless reconstruction drawings.)
Hint: Boil giblets with a mixture of methamphetamine, vodka and gin to make a fortifying stock.
SO HERE'S TO BOGS, MUSKEGS, SWAMPS, FENS AND QUAGMIRES EVERYWHERE - AND ALL THOSE WHO TOIL IN THEM, TOO-RAH-LOO-RAH-LOORAH.
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