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Wednesday, 10 August 2011

FASHION TIPS FOR ARCHAEOLOGISTS No. 3

HENRICH SCHLIEMANN: COUTURE PUNDIT!


Let's face it boys and girls, when it comes to style some of us have it, some of us do not. I myself can look fabulous dressed in little more than custard and prunes while others spend a bomb on fancy-schmancy-how-do-you-do bespoke dresswear and still end up looking like a platter of boiled chum.
To hammer this point home I'm giving you a gift of a two page Henrich Schliemann cut-out and dress-up figure. Mr. S was the epitome of style, he could carry off any outfit, no matter how outlandish (as you will discover while rotating these bizarre permutations about his body.)
Try matching Mr. S (fig.1) with fig.2, fig.3 and fig.7 'et voila' he's all ready for a spot of heavy bondage.




Here's page two


Do enjoy yourself and if you have any suggestions about other outfits you would like to see Mr. S in please feel free to leave a comment in the box below and I'll be happy to oblige.

2 comments:

  1. Alan Hayden, shorn of all bodily hair, in the uniform of a Grand Master of the Royal Black Preceptory?

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  2. I think Alan had an uncle in the Freemasons . . . I have occasionally seen him making pavlova in a masonic apron . . . At least I think it was pavlova.

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