No, but I do now. It explains a lot - He once called at my house offering to clean my carpets. I foolishly allowed him to remove said furnishings from my abode (along with a strapping deposit,) in order that he might 'launder ' them. He never returned. Next time I will show him the gate.
I am a descended from a long line of conga dancers. I occasionally wear shoes. I gave up going to the toilet twenty years ago - it's a filthy habit. I have a pet bunny called Mucky - he's a filthy rabbit.
Did you know that Ramesses II was an imposter?
ReplyDeleteNo, but I do now.
ReplyDeleteIt explains a lot -
He once called at my house offering to clean my carpets. I foolishly allowed him to remove said furnishings from my abode (along with a strapping deposit,) in order that he might 'launder ' them.
He never returned.
Next time I will show him the gate.