THE HIDDEN VAULTS OF THE NATIONAL MUSEUM OF IRELAND

At last, thanks to the extraordinary phenomenon (do-do-dee-do-do) of deep-earth-geological-cross-section I am able to reveal the contents of the hidden vaults of the National Museum of Ireland. After this revelation, if I should die in an unusual fashion (mayhap drowned in a bathtub of lard,) you will know those who wish to keep these things silent have caught up with me and you are probably next!

May God help us all but the truth must be told!

This is my last posting before my annual 'Holiday.' I'll be back in August.